What do you do if you see a pack of #raptors?

If #Schlar gets #skinny, your world is over...

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Really Funny one

I chose to study computer science, so people ask me to reset their email accounts. If I had chosen finance instead, people would be asking me to reset their bank accounts. #MondayMemo

What do space nerds and suicidal people have in common?

What do you call a hippie's wife? >! Mississippi

My grandfather had the heart of a lion

Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?

I broke my finger last week.

I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends.

What’s it called when you kill chickpeas?

I was kidnapped by mimes once

Why is North Korea so evil?

https://i.imgur.com/Ixs2weR.png Wait for it...

I have a covid-19 joke

$10 for the funniest punchline! How many ABC devs does it take to change a lightbulb?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

How to write a newspaper.jpg https://i.imgur.com/F6ee3Js.jpg

BTC scalability. (Yes, that was the whole joke)

COVID-19: I find it almost amusing that today I can walk into a store and purchase marijuana with impunity... but I have to meet my barber in a dark alley with unmarked bills to get a haircut.

Why is short longer than long?

How do you know if someone made a successful Lightning transaction?