Posted byu/trint99
WWII started 81 years ago. The year 2100 is 80 years away. We are closer to 2100 than we are to the start of WWII.
Posted byu/DankusMemecus69
If Japan ever has an empress, it’s inevitable that the internet will draw her like an anime character
Posted byu/ConquistadorAzteca
Boomers and millennials are equally terrified by the future but for totally different reasons.
Posted byu/loldehyde
Letting someone hold your phone when it's unlocked is a whole different level of trust.
Children don’t get more disrespectful as they age, they just slowly feel that they are mature enough to express their own feelings and concerns.
Posted byu/Gilgameshbrah
Lions are so badass, they became king of the jungle without even living there.
Posted byu/Guzzel12
There are probably lots of people out there holding a world record and not knowing it as they never got their world record confirmed as one.
Posted byu/Darkshadow1819
Dogs prepare you for children, while cats train you for teenagers.
Posted byu/One_pop_each
Social media turned from connecting people to dividing them
Posted byu/Face_McSh00ty
What’s annoying about following a student driver isn’t that they’re poor drivers, but that they follow traffic laws so rigidly.
If Transformers mimic vehicles to blend in, a beige Corolla or Ford F-150 would make more sense, instead of a yellow Camaro or semi truck.
Posted byu/lordouche
When talking via text you assume the person's tone in your head. More often than not, you're wrong about it.
Posted byu/ConnorIsABeast
If magic was real it would just be a branch of science
r/Showerthoughts
•Posted byu/togaquest
Some people drink more before age 21 than after age 21
Posted byu/shaiquon {nsfw}
Every sexually active male has probably ejaculated at least 10 potential Nobel prize winners.
Posted byu/hartomo2
Saying 'cool' makes you blow cool air, and saying 'hot' makes you exhale hot air.
... the water is too hot, I need to turn the knob a bit
Posted byu/Xander_Cloud
We're lucky we don't have more naturally exposed bones on our body considering how much attention and upkeep teeth require.
The film crew for "The Office" had to pretend they were worse at filming than they actually are, proving exactly how good they are at their jobs.
Posted byu/Truebman
Headphones would have never sold well if we still had natural predators everywhere.
Posted byu/thekevo1297
"Highschool" movies become a lot weirder when you realize they're all portrayed by grown ass adults.
