Topic - ULPT - Unethical Life Pro Tips

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Got any? Share them here.
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If you sell your soul to satan don't try to get it back
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Let the mosquito suck blood from someone (don't swat it or tell them) so that it will not come to you. Bite and itch free :D
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Make man fire, you warm him for a day. Set man on fire, you warm him for his entire lifetime.
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ULPT: Don't ask your girl where she wants to eat. Instead, tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess.
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ULPT: Working the last shift at a restaurant? Have a friend call in an order for pickup and not show up, then just take your free food home.
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ULPT: Get pulled over for drunk driving? Claim you have asthma. Legally they can't breathalyze you and must call a nurse. By the time the nurse arrives you should be sober.
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ULPT: Re-post the top unethical LPTs of all time from Reddit in order to farm tips on memo.cash
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ULPT: Point out tip harvesting behaviour in order to farm tips
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ULPT: After stealing all the LPTs from Reddit, farm from Fark or Slashdot as well.
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Gotta farm that farm. :D
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ULPT: Save your dead light bulbs; whenever you are at a hotel, swap your bulbs for your room's bulbs.
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ULPT: If your man asks you to guess where he's taking you to eat, guess the most expensive place you've ever wanted to eat.
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ULPT: If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove. Your lawyer will thank you.
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ULPT: when you visit a public bathroom, replace the toilet paper with flypaper in order to get rid of your excess flypaper
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ULPT: If you’re a bigger girl under 21, use a thinner girl’s ID to get into the bars. The bouncers will feel too uncomfortable to question if it’s you.
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ULPT: If you’re bothered by a person in a movie theatre who is on their cellphone, go tell a staff member you saw that person recording the movie on their phone.
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ULPT: If there is someone doing work inside of your house (builder, electrician, etc.), offer them a drink, and then put adderall in it to make them work faster.
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cui bono?
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ULPT- Forget to say "thank you" to someone? Simply do it at a later date by saying "thanks again". They'll think they didn't hear you the first time.
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ULPT: have a shit personality? Just tell people you have autism. Now people will be nicer to you instead of disliking you.
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Vincent ahahah you thought about these things ? ::D
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I wish I was that creative! Am copying/pasting them from the reddit of the same name. :D