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If you sell your soul to satan don't try to get it back
Let the mosquito suck blood from someone (don't swat it or tell them) so that it will not come to you. Bite and itch free :D
Make man fire, you warm him for a day. Set man on fire, you warm him for his entire lifetime.
ULPT: Don't ask your girl where she wants to eat. Instead, tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess.
ULPT: Working the last shift at a restaurant? Have a friend call in an order for pickup and not show up, then just take your free food home.
ULPT: Get pulled over for drunk driving? Claim you have asthma. Legally they can't breathalyze you and must call a nurse. By the time the nurse arrives you should be sober.
ULPT: Re-post the top unethical LPTs of all time from Reddit in order to farm tips on memo.cash
ULPT: Point out tip harvesting behaviour in order to farm tips
ULPT: After stealing all the LPTs from Reddit, farm from Fark or Slashdot as well.
ULPT: Save your dead light bulbs; whenever you are at a hotel, swap your bulbs for your room's bulbs.
ULPT: If your man asks you to guess where he's taking you to eat, guess the most expensive place you've ever wanted to eat.
ULPT: If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove. Your lawyer will thank you.
ULPT: when you visit a public bathroom, replace the toilet paper with flypaper in order to get rid of your excess flypaper
ULPT: If you’re a bigger girl under 21, use a thinner girl’s ID to get into the bars. The bouncers will feel too uncomfortable to question if it’s you.
ULPT: If you’re bothered by a person in a movie theatre who is on their cellphone, go tell a staff member you saw that person recording the movie on their phone.
ULPT: If there is someone doing work inside of your house (builder, electrician, etc.), offer them a drink, and then put adderall in it to make them work faster.
ULPT- Forget to say "thank you" to someone? Simply do it at a later date by saying "thanks again". They'll think they didn't hear you the first time.
ULPT: have a shit personality? Just tell people you have autism. Now people will be nicer to you instead of disliking you.
Vincent ahahah you thought about these things ? ::D
I wish I was that creative! Am copying/pasting them from the reddit of the same name. :D
