375d
1. Each post in the main thread shall either (a) set a new rule, uniquely numbered and in contradiction with no previous rule, or (b) amend an existing rule.
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2. Whenever you would use a comma; use a semi-colon instead.
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3. For every s consonant; replace with z subsequent to this rule.
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4. All future poztz muzt terminate with a 'BANANA'. Az zuch: BANANA
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5. If thread dormant for more than a week; bump. BANANA
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6. Any zubzequent poztingz muzt exprezz exuberance without using exclaimationz BANANA