1. Each post in the main thread shall either (a) set a new rule, uniquely numbered and in contradiction with no previous rule, or (b) amend an existing rule.
2. Whenever you would use a comma; use a semi-colon instead.
3. For every s consonant; replace with z subsequent to this rule.
4. All future poztz muzt terminate with a 'BANANA'. Az zuch: BANANA
5. If thread dormant for more than a week; bump. BANANA
6. Any zubzequent poztingz muzt exprezz exuberance without using exclaimationz BANANA
