250d
How to slav like an anime girl
244d
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia
243d
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley.
242d
Who is the reindeer with the worst manners? Rude-olph
240d
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one. After one present, it is no longer empty.
239d
Why is it so hard to find an advent calendar? Their days are numbered.
238d
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he visited? He keeps a log of each one.
235d
Why should you not eat Christmas tree decorations? You don't want to catch tinsel-itis.
227d
I'm looking forward to everything being a clear as possible this year. It is 2020.
226d
I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y.
218d
How do you know if someone made a successful Lightning transaction?
202d
Why is short longer than long?
188d
125d

Wolf looks like this, according to XVI. century artists.
And it eats your bowels out through your lungs.
125d
Remember that guy who owes you money? He's at home right now haha
119d
When you lack p=u*i but you think you are some cpu expert
117d
112d
How to write a newspaper.jpg
92d
COVID-19:
I find it almost amusing that today
I can walk into a store and purchase marijuana with impunity...
but I have to meet my barber in a dark alley with unmarked bills to get a haircut.
23d
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
22d
Why did the scarecrow get a Nobel peace price? He was outstanding in his field.
21d
BTC scalability. (Yes, that was the whole joke)
18d
Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
18d
Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
17d
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
17d
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.