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Really Funny one
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I have a covid-19 joke
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Who wanna invest in Tokenizando SAS. for to buy 2 ATM in general bytes.?
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262d
Guy walks into bar, says give me a Corona and 2 hurricanes.
Bartender says that will be $20.20 please
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Wait for it...
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The girlfriend: hey if i broke up with you now What would you
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Do?
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The boyfriend: i would invite my ex to a date
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The girlfriend: thats it we are done
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The boyfriend::Hey ex wanna go into a date with me? Lol
261d
A woman sat next to me at the bar.

"Have you ever done drugs?" I asked her.

She frowned at me.

"No," she replied, taking a sip of her water.

"You have now," I replied.
261d
I said I hated my wedding cake,
Then it burst into tiers
261d
Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts... turns out he was the Carroty Kid
248d
Why is North Korea so evil?
247d
I was kidnapped by mimes once
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What’s it called when you kill chickpeas?
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I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends.
247d
I broke my finger last week.
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My grandfather had the heart of a lion
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Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?
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moar pewpew:
this just in: No one has died of Old age since March 2020
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
>! Mississippi
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What do space nerds and suicidal people have in common?
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I've been researching the cure to insomnia. I can't rest until I find it.