120d
,,looking at the virgin mary in a porno''
120d
Some pasta is just so relaxing. I guess that's why they call it spa-ghetti.
119d
My buddy is a great chef, but when he shared his opinion of kitchen scales, I just had to weigh in.
119d
If I had to rate our solar system, I'd give it just one star.
119d
118d
I want to get into the world's largest library but it's overbooked.
117d
What is green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk
116d
What did one pig say to the other? Will you be my pen pal?
114d
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist gave me the choice to be knocked out with drugs or a paddle. A real ether/oar scenario.
114d
113d
What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament? A live stream.
113d
What did Mississippi let Delaware? I don’t know, but Alaska!
113d
Who cares f I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
112d
How to slav like an anime girl
107d
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia
106d
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley.
105d
Who is the reindeer with the worst manners? Rude-olph
102d
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one. After one present, it is no longer empty.
102d
Why is it so hard to find an advent calendar? Their days are numbered.
101d
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he visited? He keeps a log of each one.
98d
Why should you not eat Christmas tree decorations? You don't want to catch tinsel-itis.
89d
I'm looking forward to everything being a clear as possible this year. It is 2020.
89d
I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y.
81d
How do you know if someone made a successful Lightning transaction?
64d
Why is short longer than long?
51d