78d
,,looking at the virgin mary in a porno''
77d
Some pasta is just so relaxing. I guess that's why they call it spa-ghetti.
77d
My buddy is a great chef, but when he shared his opinion of kitchen scales, I just had to weigh in.
76d
If I had to rate our solar system, I'd give it just one star.
76d
76d
I want to get into the world's largest library but it's overbooked.
75d
What is green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk
73d
What did one pig say to the other? Will you be my pen pal?
72d
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist gave me the choice to be knocked out with drugs or a paddle. A real ether/oar scenario.
71d
71d
What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament? A live stream.
71d
What did Mississippi let Delaware? I don’t know, but Alaska!
70d
Who cares f I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
70d
How to slav like an anime girl
64d
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia
63d
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley.
62d
Who is the reindeer with the worst manners? Rude-olph
60d
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one. After one present, it is no longer empty.
59d
Why is it so hard to find an advent calendar? Their days are numbered.
58d
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he visited? He keeps a log of each one.
55d
Why should you not eat Christmas tree decorations? You don't want to catch tinsel-itis.
47d
I'm looking forward to everything being a clear as possible this year. It is 2020.
46d
I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y.
38d
How do you know if someone made a successful Lightning transaction?
22d
Why is short longer than long?
8d