123d
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
123d
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
100d
$10 for the funniest punchline! How many ABC devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
98d
Really Funny one
97d
I have a covid-19 joke
97d
Who wanna invest in Tokenizando SAS. for to buy 2 ATM in general bytes.?
82d
53d
Guy walks into bar, says give me a Corona and 2 hurricanes.
Bartender says that will be $20.20 please
53d

Wait for it...
53d
The girlfriend: hey if i broke up with you now What would you
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Do?
53d
The boyfriend: i would invite my ex to a date
53d
The girlfriend: thats it we are done
53d
The boyfriend::Hey ex wanna go into a date with me? Lol
53d
A woman sat next to me at the bar.

"Have you ever done drugs?" I asked her.

She frowned at me.

"No," she replied, taking a sip of her water.

"You have now," I replied.
53d
I said I hated my wedding cake,
Then it burst into tiers
53d
Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts... turns out he was the Carroty Kid
40d
Why is North Korea so evil?
38d
I was kidnapped by mimes once
38d
What’s it called when you kill chickpeas?
38d
I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends.
38d
I broke my finger last week.
38d
My grandfather had the heart of a lion
38d
Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?
26d
moar pewpew:
this just in: No one has died of Old age since March 2020
25d
What do you call a hippie's wife?
>! Mississippi