Apparently, having rough
#sex can snap a man's penis in half. Then you have to go to the hospital and the nurses will laugh at you.
Once I told my girlfriend right before
#sex:
"Your a
#femmebot."
She thought it was funny.
Schlär is trying to
#sex slave Schlar at our future residence.
I hate to break it to you, the point of life is not to have
#sex for 12 hours a day. The point of life is to contribute to
#Humanity.
