Imagine LOTR, but it's entirely from Gandalf's perspective, and in this version, no one listens to him. He just rides around trying desperately to get everyone to join his cause and they all just be like 'OK doomer'.
Having had a conversation about sports today, I conceded that I have been neglecting physical activity recently because of academic duties. I really ought to be training my body as much I train my mind! #MondayMemo