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Calm_down_stupid
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Ah for fuck sake, bring on summer, it's non stop wind and rain here. Storms last weekend, storms this weekend, fuck off !!!!!
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"I am trying to minimize the damage brought by infestation, plague and locust swarms. Also postponing The Hatching of Satan. You don't like it? FINE!"
~God Almighty
FUBAR-BDHR
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With as warm as it's been (today was an exception) I bet it's going to be a terrible summer for bugs. But don't worry Trump says there is no global warming so we are fine......
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My neighbour has kindly given me some free roofing tiles, but has left them strewn around my lawn for some reason.
Calm_down_stupid
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Feel sorry for your neighbour, we lost a load of tiles in a storm a few years back, is a serious head fuck living in your house when you know your roofs fucked during a heavy rainstorm