Wait, are you claiming that people who debunk conspiracy theories are government employees? Not sure what you are claiming, and how crazy it makes you sound.
You're dismissing official reporting system, and other evidence/research, the same way this kid does. Pretend like you don't get it. That will help you safe face.
No, I am dismissing your misinterpretations of reports on the reporting system for confirmed reactions. All medical issues are reported, only a tiny portion are vaccine reactions.