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In two hours' time, I will be firing an employee who has worked for me for 20 years.
Any suggestions?
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Honesty.
(or failing that, an automated trap door in front of your desk like Mr Burns)
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Weight the transgressions and the value, years service, frequency of occurrence and try to go for the best practical fair solution.only you make that call you have all the info with u
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Don't post about it online first, lol! What if the person finds this before you fire them, or afterwards seeing that you used a tip from total strangers online on public ledger.
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It's memo, not Twitter, dude
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Is it inconceivable that someone that have worked for you is also on memo or at least following what you do online? I know memo is small, but I imagine it is still a risk.
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I'm not your dude, buddy!
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My apologies, ma'am
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Excuse Me, It's Mam!
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Firing in reprisal
or
simply as a management necessity ?
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It'll likely be in the tech news tomorrow, you can watch in real time now though
https://www.thelayoff.com/oracle
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Just encourage them to look for opportunity,
layoffs happen, not much to say except wake up financially.
from the "Been there, done that" section.
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Oh, I've done this plenty of times. This was just the first time it was a person who had been with the company 20 years, and the first time in quite a few years I had to let someone go
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Depends on the reason for parting with him/her/it.
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"shklee/shklim"
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Posting on memo during the workday makes you an awesome boss
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How about playing Nethack?
https://www.hardfought.org/nethack/
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How’d the firing go? Also, can I punch you in the teeth.
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Smooth. It's a lot easier on a non-video Zoom than in person in an office. I used to keep tissues at my desk in case of water works. Now I can do it while sipping a whiskey sour.
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As for the punch in the teeth, it depends. How many sats will you give me for it?
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The dude is a drug addict, he offered me a BJ for 20 USD...so don't expect much.
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Well, how good was it? Worth $20?
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5usd at best in desperate times.
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Don’t lie, I offered head because I get lonely, the money was just an excuse...
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That will just make you even lonlier, at least that is what a good friend tells me.
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Next time try to use less teeth you gay turd.
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Freudian slip. You like men to polish your knob, provided they don’t use teeth. The bullrun will pay for your aids medication and legal fees promoting Nambla.
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I see you have good taste when it comes to motion picture. :)
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Watched the Yivo movie on Netflix at least 4 times...