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so, if the elves of middle earth are immortal, but they are always fighting with swords, how come more of them don’t have eyes and limbs missing?
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Ring of regeneration.
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... and lets not forget the Ring of Economic Regeneration, for when Elvish GDP was down for 3 consecutive quarters.
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I think they are just really good at staying away from trouble.
That is why the ring chose them maybe?
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I don’t know. Middle earth is a violent place. No way you make it to 1000 yrs old and not have lost at least a finger.
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Obviously you doubt the power of the One Ring lol.
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Elves aren't actually beautiful, and they do show signs of aging but they use a shimmer type of magic to make any observer believe they're viewing the most beautiful possible interpret
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|ation. TLDR: Elves use magic makeup
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like kardashians then.
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Maybe. I guess they could use this "e.l.f. shimmer" stuff?
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Also check out Galadriel when she is fighting Sauron, not so pretty. Also Legolas' dad Thranduil reveals a nasty face scar he got while fighting dragons to Thorin.
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My precious