My theory of music, which is my own theory, that I invented, on my own, which is a theory that I own, is that music is thick at the middle and thin at each end.
Because it is a dumb question. You couldn't possibly guess my gender from me redressing an old joke. As for you thinking I am this or that, I don't really care. Believe what you want.
She is doing to you what you try do to me with theories of my "gander" you mean? It must be hard for you to live with tasting your own medicine. We are all very sorry for you I'm sure.