Oh, I was hoping I could call a can't opener that doesn't work a can't't opener, but that is right out the window now I suppose.
Shall we come to the middle and agree upon a can'tn't opener?
In the interest of good relations, I suppose I can stretch that far.
Now I suppose all we need to do is introduce a new product called a "can't" and we are good to go.
Can we though?
Invent a "can't" bottle with 3 super big handles, set up a stand outside your house to sell your one item of the new product type that you just made with an old bottle and some glue
