_each_and_every_login_ being a 'OMG you are SUSPICIOUS-!-!-!' hoopdance
"We noticed an attempt to log in to your account... ...that seems suspicious.
They fear my sessions that deeply
He attempted to log in! GET HIM! Then we need to think long and hard about punishment. Flogging would be far too god for him, and we need something that does not kill him too fast.
