I would say that one kinda looks like something you'd enjoy having shoved far up your anus by the government, all lubed up in sanitizer, when you're wearing your kinky face mask.
Got a bit of a fixation on authority and anal sex haven't you? Did you get abused as a child? Was that when the strange behaviour started? The reason for visits to the shrink?
I was just a little high yesterday evening, but you obviously got some issues kid... wow.
Self medicating ? Go get proper help.
