Kranky Kong (aka Uther) is a closet homosexual who rapes young straight men with a sharpie marker because he is too ashamed to have a consensual gay relationship.
Kill yourself dumbass, blow your fucking brains out.
Don't try to rape my ass Uther. I'm not into that. There's plenty of homosexuals that would be happy to let you sex their ass, and sex yours in return. You don't have to do this.
