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1868d · jokes
$10 for the funniest punchline! How many ABC devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None. They won't change the light bulb they will remove the light fixture, install a leaky skylight and hire shills to tell you water coming in is good for your house.
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LOL! Winner!
Calm_down_stupid 15kFCL
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Depends on how much of the lightbulb they get to keep ;-)
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None they blackmail you to do it and but only charge you 8% of your income for the bulb.
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Don't let them. ABC bulbs are rewired to siphon off 8% of your electricity.
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none. coz nobody's bright enough to do it.
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Shut the fuck up, Amaury.